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ìWELCOME TO LAWNDALEî Pt. 1 LAWNDALE POLICE STATION A teenage girl with glasses, a green jacket, and a black skirt entered the police station, as she walked up to the front desk to a plump cop drinking a decaf coffee. ìIím here to pick up my idiot sister and her dumbass friends,î the girl spoke, as she gave the cop the cash to bail her sister. ìName of the person you want bail out?î The cop asked. ìQuinn Morgendorffer and the Fashion Club of Idiots,î Daria Morgendorffer replied, as the cop went to get the girls. Daria sighed as she knew this has gone full circle, ever since she and her family came to Lawndale from Highland, TX. The final days with two certain brain dead teens named Beavis and Butt-Head. HIGHLAND HIGH-ONE MONTH AGO Daria walked the hallways of the high school, as she spotted the likes of students like Cassandra and Stewart talking with other students. ìWHERE ARE THOSE MOTHER $%#@&% MORONS?!!The profane shouting of Mr. Buzzcut boomed in the hallway, as he stormed

AMERICAN DAD: “I HAVE SOME GOOD SPEAKERS” REVIEW Hey, everyone. I have to say this is my first American Dad episode review, and I have to say that this episode is on the meh side. The A plot is okay, as we get to see a Roger episode that doesn’t involve him with any of the Smiths. As we see Barry and Snot buying some speakers from Roger in one of his new personas. I did like Barry going Triple H with a sledgehammer and almost pulling the famous Shining nod, the Simpsons did it funnier. Barry gets sent to prison and goes buff is great . Let’s hope we get “Buff Barry” memes. The third act was kind of lame, but the whole Roger and Barry story is decent. Now, we get to the B plot with Stan slipping on a chunk of ice and finding out he can only flip than walk. Jeff calling an ice chunk Zoloft from Frozen was kind of lame. What’s with American Dad’s bashing of Disney? Stan called Rapunzel a slut in an early episode, and they did do that Walt Disney parody with

     MEET THE GRIFFINS # 4                                                    “GOOD MORNING, USA” Pt. 1 (We open a few days later at the Griffin household, where we see the family watching TV.) TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to a very special Gilligan’s Island reunion. BRIAN: How can they do a reunion special when five of the castaways are dead? PETER: That’s the joke, Brian. BRIAN: A very dark joke. (We cut to Tom Tucker on the TV.) TOM TUCKER: We interrupt this very dark joke for a special report.  Terrorists have hit Sesame Street, as the beloved street block was attacked yesterday by a mysterious group calling themselves The Henson Axis.  Sesame Street wasn’t the only place attacked by these puppet terrorists, as The Neighborhood of Make Believe, Groundling Marsh, and Snorkland were also targets. (Back to the Griffins.) Peter: (Shocked) Not Groundling Marsh. MEG: Why would some terrorists do such a thing? LOIS: They’re evil, Meg.  Evil. MEG: That’s not what I’m talking

SMASH-SATURDAY MORNING ALL STAR HITS REVIEW There have been good things and bad things about satire. Given that I don’t give a crap on movies like Movie 43, the Freeburg and Seltzer line of bad spoof movies, and these straight to video films that waste good satire films to shame. With shows like The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Animaniacs doing the satire thing right, and music by one Weird Al Yankovic making us like this type of humor. But, most recently Netflix decided to make a ten episode saitie on Saturday Morning cartoons of adults called Saturday Morning All Star Hits/SMASH, that would make fun of our childhoods but spoof them. The show follows two twin surfer dudes who host the Saturday Morning lineup, but this will lead into two major live action plots involving the Twins and the tragic death of a teen star. Yeah, this is more like one of those lore things like in Five Nights at Freddy’s, Gravity Falls, and certain others, but I won’t spoil any

1001 Animations: John Wick the Hedgehog I’m not a full liker of AOK animation, as I liked their Dora the Grownup series and a twisted take on Patty Cake. I liked their takes on pop culture and recent cartoon spoofs of Fairly Oddparents, Arthur, and that certain whiney, Canadian cartoon brat who shall not be named. Months ago, I saw a great Sonic the Hedgehog spoof based on the popular John Wick films, with Sonic as John Wick doing the plot of the first film with Sonic characters. I never saw the three films of John Wick, but seeing Sonic in a spoof of another iconic character did work out the plot of the John Wick series. They even got the voice of Eggman to be in this spoof. Given that I still like the classic Sonic games and the first Sonic All Star Racing game, and I like decent action films that don’t have to be just superhero flair. I think that this animated short deserves to be given a watch. GRADE- A

FAMILY GUY/AMERICAN DAD CROSSOVER NEEDS TO HAPPEN No, I’m not talking about the three part “Hurricane” episode event or the opening in “Bigfat” where the Griffins meet the Smiths who have moved into Cleveland’s house. The latter is only a joke with this being a dream from Hank Hill. I don’t know how Hank Hill would fit into the Family Guy universe, the same would be for the Simpsons episode “Bart Star” when the Hills and their friends show up in Springfield and never meet Bart and Homer. I’m not even going to rant about the crossover with the Simpsons, as it deserves it’s own rant. This about Family Guy should do a real American Dad crossover, then just there for cameo filler like in episodes “The Movement” and “No Giggity, No Doubt” and “Lois Kills Stewie.” It’s a waste to use the Smiths as jokes on Family Guy just for cameos. I would see a American Dad episode where Meg Griffin makes a full on guest appearance, unlike in “The Movement” where Peter

HOW POLLY POCKET (2018) SEASON 2 SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BETTER After watching Season 2 of Polly Pocket 2018, I have to say they changed the format to two eleven minute X thirteen episodes rather than the twenty-four from Season 1. I liked the new format in Season 2, but there were a few flaws that they may fix in Season 3 and or a movie...They got rid of Griselda and Gwen Grande and the whole lady Grande pirate from Season 1. I liked the Grandes as the show’s villains, but leaving them out in Season 2 was uncalled for. I would have liked to see them make a cameo in Season 2 in the Christmas episode, just instead of removing them all together. The whole Lyla/Bella “Big” arc was good, but I would have liked to see Griselda recruit Big to her side, then Big would get redemption. Why do I say this? If we get a third season and or a movie, I would see The Grandes get redemption and help Polly and her friends. I liked the series as a whole, and like I said